Poem of the day #80

Napoleon and Lady Di, anything martial.
You can’t spell ’em ‘ead but you know ‘em.
What are those birds made of? What’s so good about them?
To women, cooking is like horseback riding
You like it, you love it, it doesn’t hurt.
You can hop on a bus for five dollars,
Hop on a lawn mower for five dollars,
Hike somewhere in your walking boot,
Take a dancing lesson for five dollars,
Learn to play a instrument or two
Just don’t get shot, don’t get eaten, don’t…